Torture, Murder and Monsters on BBC Vinyl

Now then last time in the 'Orrible 'Ouse of Terrible Old Tat, we had wheeled out the ancient gramophone (ask your parents kids!) and had a delve into the wonderful world of BBC Sound Effects records. We reminisced about the classic first platter of SF sounds conjured by the BBC Radiophonic Workshop BBC Sound Effects Vol. 12 Out of This World, but this wasn't the only vinyl treat that is fondly remembered by genre fans. And the next addition to the series, appropriately enough Volume 13, was a disc that was to become infamous!

For the next in the range, unleashed on record shops in 1977, was entitled Sound Effects Vol. 13 Death & Horror! The suitably gruesome cover art was created by Andrew Prewitt, who was actually the Head of Creative Services at BBC Records & Tapes, and by his own admission he went for the most lurid images he could possibly get away with back then. The record itself served up a whopping 91 different gruesome sound effects, with classic tracks such as "Red Hot Poker in Eye" and "Dr Jekyll's Laboratory". Weirdly enough none of these ever stormed the singles chart...

Much like its SF-themed predecessor, this infamous vinyl was divided up into handy themed sections. We open with Execution and Torture, featuring easy listening greats such as "Neck Twisted and Broken" and "Nails Hammered into Flesh", and then we move onto Monsters and Animals, which brings us soothing sounds such as "Mad Gorilla" and "Hellhound (Growling and Snarling)". Moving on, next we have some excellent chillout sounds for the busy maniac in the shape of Creaking Doors and Grave Digging, (featuring "Grave Digging (Stony Ground)" and "Grave Digging (Wet Ground)", while the following selection, Musical Effects and Footsteps delivers classics such as "Phantom of the Opera (Organ Sounds)" and "Ghostly Footsteps (With Chains)". The LP next brings assorted ululations for your delectation, with Vocal Effects and Heartbeats, offering smash hits like ("Three Men Screaming" and "One Long Scream (Female)". And finally this blood-drenched platter closes with Weather, Atmospheres and Bells (surely a band name waiting to happen), which serves up ambient classics such as "Midnight in the Graveyard" and "The Electronic Swamp".

Helmed by Mike Harding (no, not the comedian/folk singer of the same name sadly), a veteran producer and engineer at both the Beeb and the Radiophonic Workshop, this LP seemed to cause something of a stir at the time. Mostly people thought it was hilarious that there was now an LP where you could hear classic cuts like "The Scaffold (Trap Opens, Body Falls" or "Sawing Leg Off", but of course there were a few who were predictably outraged and worried about the nation's yoof grooving to the sounds of "Branding Iron on Flesh". The dear old BBC itself however seemed delighted with the entire affair, and I vividly remember seeing assorted boffins turning up on several popular TV shows and demonstrating how they made all these delightfully ghoulish and gross sounds.

Now a few of the tracks were real field recordings, although sadly "Dracula in Flight" wasn't actually taped in the wild. But the tracks showcasing the sounds of bats were recording of real creatures done by Eric Simms. However the bulk of the LP was down the ingenuity of the sound effects wizards, with the more gruesome sounds being mainly the sound of violence against vegetables. I remember being very impressed you could make such hideous noises with ordinary kitchen implements and the week's groceries. And if you want to see this kind of thing in action, you can see a whole variety of horror sound effects being created in the exact same way in the movie Berberian Sound Studio which I reviewed on my podcast a while ago (on this episode here).

While this record does not work as well as a complete soundscape like the volume before Out of This World did, all the same it was a great favourite with monster obsessed kids everywhere, and many folks have fond memories of scaring themselves daft playing these tracks over and over again. Of course these days, copies of the original release are highly prized, and go for a pretty penny. However last year, it was re-issued by Demon Records, and on 180g blood splattered vinyl too!

The full tracklisting is as follows!

Execution And Torture
The Guillotine
Arm Chopped Off
Head Chopped Off
Sawing Head Off
Leg Chopped Off
Arm Broken
Stake Driven Through Heart
Branding Iron On Flesh
Red Hot Poker Into Eye
Nails Hammered Into Flesh
The Scaffold (Trap Opens, Body Falls)
Sawing Leg Off
The Firing Squad (Commands And Volley)
3 Gun Shots
Burning At The Stake
Dagger Thrown Into Wood
Arrows Fired Into Wood
The Pendulum

Monsters And Animals
The Mad Gorilla
Monsters Roaring
Wolf Howling
3 Werewolves Howling
Wolves Baying At The Moon
Wolves Howling And Snarling
The Hell-Hound (Growling And Snarling)
The Hell-Hound (Panting)
Bats Calling
Bats Squeaking And Flying
Dracula In Flight
Snake Hissing
A Cat Howl

Creaking Doors And Grave Digging
Creaky Door Closes
Creaky Door Opens
Heavy Creaky Door Closes
Heavy Creaky Door Opens
Coffin Lid Closes
Nailing Coffin Lid Down
Coffin Lid Opening
Assorted Creepy Creaks
Crypt Door Closing
Grave Digging (In Stoney Ground)
Grave Digging (In Wet Ground)
Portcullis Closing

Musical Effects And Footsteps
Phantom Of The Opera (Organ Sounds)
Ghostly Piano Sound (Low Pitch)
Ghostly Piano Sound (Low Pitch)
Ghostly Piano Sound (Low Pitch)
Ghostly Piano Sound (High Pitch)
Ghostly Piano Sound (High Pitch)
Ghostly Piano Sound (High Pitch)
The Lost Chord
A Gong Roll
Gong Struck Once
Ghostly Footsteps (With Chains)
Squelching Footsteps

Vocal Effects And Heartbeats
Strangulation (Male)
One Scream (Male)
Scream (Male)
Scream (Male)
Three Men Screaming
Heavy Breathing (Male)
Two Screams (Female)
Two Screams (Female)
Scream (Female)
Scream (Female)
Scream (Female)
One Long Scream (Female)
Two Women Screaming
One Woman Sobbing
Heavy Breathing (Female)
Lunatics Laughing
Human Heartbeats
Electronic Heartbeats
Frankenstein's Heartbeats

Weather, Atmospheres And Bells
Thunderclaps And Rain
Approaching Thunder
Rain And Distant Thunder
Heavy Rain
Eerie Wind
Weird Wind
Cathedral Bell Tolling
Church Bell Tolling
Church Bell Tolling In The Wind
Wind Howling In Ship's Rigging
Jungle At Night
Tropical Atmosphere At Night
The Electronic Swamp
Dr. Jekyll's Lab
Midnight In The Graveyard
Daytime In The Graveyard
The Chinese Water Torture
Boiling Oil

Now this might not seem the most edifying listening experience possible, but back in the late '70s, this LP proved to be insanely popular! It's success was probably helped by the LP getting plugged on assorted BBC TV shows, whose producers realised that aside from some free in-house promotion, you could also get a good programme segment out of it by having assorted boffins demonstrating how the grisly sound effects were created. And in the end, this reocrd sold so well that the BBC would issue, not one, but two follow-up LPs.
And next time dear fiends, we'll be giving them a spin to see what they contain.

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